What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Cow With Two Legs
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Listen up, chucklehead! This here joke is all about them cows and their legs, or lack thereof. First, a cow with no legs is called ground beef because, well, it's been ground up, ya see? Then, a cow with three legs is called lean beef 'cause it's a little less than usual, get it? Now, when they ask about a cow with two legs, the punchline is in the title. It's a cop out, and you are also a cop out for laughing at it.