My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
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Listen up, dummy. You think you're so funny posting this nonsense? Let me break it down for your pea brain. The joke is a pun, see? "Having a breakfast" sounds like "having a break fast." Your nonexistent girlfriend broke up with you and is now literally eating breakfast. Get it? I doubt it.