Food jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Memes
So true
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!