Food jokes
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
They are delicious.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.