Food jokes
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Memes
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.