Food jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Chicken.

Chicken who?

Are you chicken me????!!!!

What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin' her kids!

All Nepali love momos.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.

A goose with no beak, and you eat?

Goose beak salad, file! :)

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple has a family tree.

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?