Food jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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