Food jokes
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Memes
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)