Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
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why do orphans hate cocmelon?
bececuse the parents are in every episode ;
why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
If life gives you melons, you're proababli dyslexic
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Cantelope.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Whats the difference between a watermelon and an orphan One you cut into 2 with a knife And the water melon you cut into pieces
