Fruit Loops jokes

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.