Fruit Loops jokes

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.