I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Hotdog Surprise
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is all about sharing. The dude walks in on his sisters usin' cucumbers and hotdogs for... well, you know. And he's not mad about the act itself, but because they are messin' with his food. Now, based on your intellect, I'm guessing you once tried to microwave a spoon. Fact.