Carnivwhore

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about words sounding alike. You take "carnivore," which is an animal that eats meat, and you mix it up with "whore," which is a derogatory term for a woman who sleeps around. So, a "carnivwhore" is someone who really, REALLY likes... well, you get the picture. I know this might go over your head because you're probably still trying to figure out how to tie your shoelaces, but that's the gist of it.