Chocolate Bar jokes
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.