Chocolate Bar jokes

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So Black people can be messy too.

My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.

So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."