Chocolate Bar jokes

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.