Chocolate Bar jokes

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.

So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.

Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.