Melon's Proposal

  • What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

    Can't elope.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "cantelope" sounds like "can't elope." Elope means to run away and get married, usually without telling your parents. Which you wouldn't know anything about because you're an idiot.

    Categories

  • Comments (0)

  • Deceitful Coati

    Related jokes