Food jokes

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Takis.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

"Get to the ground, beef!"

All Nepali love momos.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

What’s 23 times 2?

A potato.

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

Have you heard of Wendy's?

Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.