Food jokes
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Memes
We ain’t got no new memes so here
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Takis.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
All Nepali love momos.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!