Food jokes

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Why did the egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken!

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wa sa Bee.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!

"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.