Food jokes
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"