Food jokes
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Takis.