Food jokes
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.