Pizza joke jokes

Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?

Nah, it's too cheesy.

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?

Because they were too cheesy!

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.