Food jokes

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

What do gay horses eat?

Hayyyyy!

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?

The Doughker.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.