Food jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰