Food jokes
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.