Food jokes
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Glizzy?
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Takis.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"