Food jokes
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.