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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Memes
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, youâre gonna hate it as an adult.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Whatâs the difference between jelly and jam?
You canât âjellyâ it in her ass.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Did you know that the first French fries werenât cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.