Food jokes
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.