Food jokes
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.