Food jokes

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising...

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Why is jelly laughing a lot?

Because his friend goes nuts!

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

What do gay horses eat?

Hayyyyy!

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.