Food jokes
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Memes
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.