Food jokes
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Memes
Why?
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.