Food jokes
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.