Food jokes
Chimichanga.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Memes
Nugget does not like the cold nuggets
A chicken is delicious.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Pineapple turnover.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.