Food jokes
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Glizzy?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!