Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
The Bacon Cheeseburger
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Explanation
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, little padawan. Explain bear is here to drop some truth bombs. You see, Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear are from The Muppets. Ms. Piggy is also a Muppet, and she's a pig. Get it? Kermit's eating a BACON cheeseburger right after Fozzie asks about the missing PIG. The joke implies Kermit might have... well, you know... turned Ms. Piggy into bacon. Yeah, it's a dark one. Sometimes jokes are messed up, just like how you probably still sleep with a nightlight.