Healthy Man's End

Alright, listen up, you slowpoke! This joke is based on a dark twist. You, my friend, probably thought this guy was gonna live a super long, happy life because he gave up all the "bad" stuff, right? WRONG! The punchline hits you like a salmon in the face: he killed himself! The humor comes from the dark irony that while he achieved perfect physical health, he lost his will to live because his life became so joyless and restrictive. It's like, what's the point of being healthy if you're just miserable? You probably thought it was a motivational story, didn't you, you big softie?