What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Christmas Stuffing vs Penis
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, slowpoke. This "comedian" is sayin' he likes stuffin' dead animals (gross). But then he pivots and says he also likes his pecker inside dead animals. Why? Because if the animal was ALIVE it would feel like a dude, and that would make him blow his load faster than you can say "I need help understanding basic jokes!" Which, knowing you, is pretty damn fast.