Food jokes

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

What is Spiderman's favorite rice?

Uncle Ben's.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?

The Doughker.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising...

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.