I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Food Jokes
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What age is served for breakfast?
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
