Food jokes
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!