Food jokes

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

What is a pig's favorite part of karate?

A pork chop.

I have some jokes about popcorn.

Nah, they're too corny.

Keep calm and curry on!

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

What is Spiderman's favorite rice?

Uncle Ben's.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?

The Doughker.