What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Beef Strokin' Off
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on "beef stroganoff," which is a fancy dish. But instead, it's "beef strokin' off," cause the cows are playing with themselves. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gross. You get it now, dummy?