Shrimp jokes
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
