Shrimp jokes

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish!