Shrimp jokes

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.

I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.