Food jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
All Nepali love momos.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.