Food jokes

What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Chicken.

Chicken who?

Are you chicken me????!!!!

What flowers do orphans use?...

Self-raising flour.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

All Nepali love momos.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Takis.

What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

"Get to the ground, beef!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

I like mangoes.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.