Food jokes
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
Curry.
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Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Butter believe it.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Eat this, peppe.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.