Food jokes
Chimichanga.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I like mangoes.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!