Food jokes
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.