Jordan

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So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD

My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said "Got a Rope?" I asked why and he said "I want to make a Swing."

What Does a Deaf Person And an Orphan have in common, Neither of them can hear their parents

An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

If you bully a kid. Bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do. Tell their pairents.

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK

The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean