Food jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
cheese
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."