Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Food Jokes
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
