I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
Onions the Dog
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the similar sound of "onions" and a dog's name. The dude was crying while his dad chopped onions, but then he reveals he's actually sad because his dog named Onions died. You probably trip on air, don't you?