Food jokes
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.