Food jokes
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Memes
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.