Food jokes
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"