Food jokes
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Glizzy?
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
I like peanut butter and honey.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Like if you love food!
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.