The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
dadamoop
The Toaster;
other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad? The ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Russia-The real joke
How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!