What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Food Jokes
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
