Food jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?

Sir Loin.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?

He was stealing all the samples.

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.

How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.

A pa_pıe_rus.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."