Food jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Memes
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.