Food jokes
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!