Food jokes

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?

A: Pulled pork.

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.

A pa_pıe_rus.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator?

"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"

I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

What did the angry cow say to its enemy?

"We have beef!"

What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.