Food jokes
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Memes
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.