What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Food Jokes
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
