Food jokes
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Suck all the bread!