Food jokes
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Noob butter eater.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.