Food jokes

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.

What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.

A pa_pıe_rus.

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?

A: Pulled pork.

What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).

If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Just too bitter.

What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?

Coco Pops.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reali-tea.

What type of cake can't orphans eat?

Home made.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?

A baby in the microwave!

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.