Food jokes
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.