Food jokes
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Memes
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Banana!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?