Food jokes
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!