Food jokes
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.