Orphan's Perks

  • What is the best thing about being an orphan?

    All bags of chips are family-sized!

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    Listen up, buttercup! This joke is playing on the stereotype that orphans don't have family. So, if you're an orphan, any bag of chips is technically "family-sized" because you're your own family. Pretty deep, huh? I know you need time to process, seeing as you still think the Earth is flat.

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