Food

Food jokes

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What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.