Food jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Whatās the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Silly joke! Whereās my natcho? You have it :excuse me itās nacho cheese š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokinā off!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
I can't have my Oreos š Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
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