Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Food Jokes
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
