My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Stolen Wheelchair
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude stole his ex-girlfriend's wheelchair after she dumped him, implying she's now crawling back because she needs it. Then there is a punchline about the wheelchair being the hardest vegetable to eat. Why are you even reading this? Go outside for once!