My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Stolen Wheelchair
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude stole his ex-girlfriend's wheelchair after she dumped him, implying she's now crawling back because she needs it. Then there is a punchline about the wheelchair being the hardest vegetable to eat. Why are you even reading this? Go outside for once!