Food

Food jokes

Son: What's for dinner tonight?

Mom: Steak!

Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?

Mom: HUNGER!

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Me: I'll have a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Me: Immediately!

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!