Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Food Jokes
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
