You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
I LOVE EGGS
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Have you ever eaten African food?
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.
Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
