Food

Food jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."