HydrousAxolotl
I used to love making sand castles with my grandfather until mom took the urn away.
I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures
knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk
Roses are red I'm off the grid
John Cena accidentally says you can't see me to blind kid