HydrousAxolotl

I used to love making sand castles with my grandfather until mom took the urn away.

Registered on 3/15/2023 · 4 followers · Last active 1 year ago

I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures

here is a cute lil guy for anybody having a bad day

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a autism kid with a gun?

Special forces

knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me

Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same

what do white people and fences have in common? they both get jumped by mexicans

My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”

so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger

What did one orphan say to the other?

GET IN THE BATMOBILE ROBIN!!!!!

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