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Master bait

jacob · 5 years ago

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

Pet

the cool kid · 3 years ago

lol

A picture of a raw chicken body with a fish head, which is smoking a cigarette. The text on the image reads: "Vegan: my pet is vegan too and she's fine. Her pet:".

Mirror

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".

Water

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

An image of an orange fish swimming in blue water. A large red arrow points directly at the fish. Text at the top reads: "You may be thinking 'oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin'". Text at the bottom reads: "fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater".

Idiot

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person underwater wearing a Rolex watch, with text overlayed in a message format. The text reads: "mogged this idiot. Going band for band with a fish is insane. Buddy couldn't handle it and swam away."

School

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Americans:

The image shows text that says "A group of fish is called a school." followed by "Americans:". Below that are two men firing guns into a body of water. The source of the image is @LITMEMES.DAILY and ifunny.co.

Wish

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."

Eye

GG Miller · 3 years ago

MORE MORE DAD JOKES

Hat

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A blue shirt with a white box printed on it. Inside the box is a stick figure of a man wearing a hat holding a fishing pole. Below the figure is a fish in the water. Underneath the box the words “I LIKE FISHING” are printed in white block letters.

Anatomy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A scientific image shows a small, pale fish larva attached to a large, white, round yolk sac against a black background. Below the image, text reads: 'The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).[77]'

School

Chri5 · 3 years ago

HMMMM

A person is standing outside near a body of water and a strong jet of water is spraying out of it. The comment in the image says: "Kommentare 22.001. ded meme vor 1 Woche 'A group of fish is called a school' Americans: 11:55"

Point Of View

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels side by side with Mario on the left and Luigi on the right. Above them it reads "What are Mario and Luigi's point of views on child labor?" Mario is on a red background and says: "Child labor is horrible, you shouldn't use children to do labor for money." Luigi is on a green background and says: "If they got arms they go on farms."

Army

Fellow · 3 years ago

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

Screen

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Sorry mate

A cartoon fish with headphones is mopping up a puddle. Text says: "Just let me clean your screen, the previous post was really bad."

Fishing Rod

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains text from a tweet by Alice Smith that says: "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elite in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of it."

Edge

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A pet store shelf with tanks of fish. A sign in the middle of the shelf reads "NO EDGING THE FISH" with a picture of a fish inside a red circle with a line through it. Below the shelf on the image is text saying "Bro what???" with a skull emoji.

Patrick

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

Dinner

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 2 years ago

My dinner tonight🤤

A fish is covered with chocolate syrup, and the text above reads 'Le Fische au chocolat'.

Community talk

Vaxi

If people can see water, can fish see air?

Anonymous

do crabs think fish are flying?

Cosmo idk

I love how Alaska is made out of snow, meese, and fish

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