Point Of View jokes

POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

The happier they get, the less they see.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.