Master bait jokes
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
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When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
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One man's pet is another man's dinner.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.