Master bait jokes
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".