Patrick jokes
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
this is so true
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
bradley
anyone here?
Who would have guessed
Why Bing is Superior tbh
That one stupid kid in class :
Kill the commies
Community talk
Happy St. Patrick's day mfkers
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY in honor of my Irish heritage I will be only drinking Guinness and eating gold coins for the whole day