10+ Best Patrick Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Irishman

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Rhyme

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Irishman

Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?

Memes

Mr Beast

this is so true

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The left panel, labeled 'Mr. Beast Back Then,' depicts a character in a burning scene. The right panel, labeled 'Mr. Beast Now,' shows a 'Free Money' booth from Spongebob, with Patrick manning the booth, and a few characters nearby.

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Mama

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Hairline

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Sponge

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

Nuke

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

Texas

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Couple

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

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Search Engine

Why Bing is Superior tbh

The image shows a two panel comparison of how Google and Bing respond to searches related to suicide. In the first panel a picture of Thor and Loki from a movie is used with the caption 'GET HELP!' In the second panel on the left a skeleton is hanging and on the right SpongeBob and Patrick are in a coffin with the text 'Okay, get in.'

License

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

Bag

anyone here?

Spongebob and Patrick from the cartoon look wide-eyed and surprised after somebody opens a bag of chips. The text says "Me: Opens bag of chips. The class:".

Trumpet

That one stupid kid in class :

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick is holding a trumpet with a confused look on his face. The text on the image reads: "TEACHER: PATRIC YOU HAD A QUESTION? YA UNMMMM... I HAVE THIS TRUMPET AND I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT IT IS CALLED"

Communist

Kill the commies

A muscular Spongebob character, seemingly from a video game, stands in front of a building. A speech bubble above him says: "Patrick you filthy communist it's time to pay for your sins."

Valentine

Mine is better than all of yours

A cartoon image of Deadpool holding a bloody heart with the speech bubble, “MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU!” and below “HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY”

Photoshop

The text says "We love all of our fans, but please stop photoshopping pictures like this. Thanks". The image shows SpongeBob holding Patrick in a suggestive pose.

Mom

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

Number

The image is divided into two panels. The top panel shows Patrick and Spongebob sitting at desks. Spongebob says "I thought of something funnier than 24!". The bottom panel shows a close-up of Spongebob with a Hitler mustache and text saying, "6 Million".

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