What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Patrick Jokes
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
