Patrick

Patrick Jokes

Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day

spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*

Hey Patrick what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

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