Patrick jokes
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
talking to your friend Jake in school be like
that one person name Jake in your school be like
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
crappy day under water
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Why Bing is Superior tbh
Community talk
Happy St. Patrick's day mfkers
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY in honor of my Irish heritage I will be only drinking Guinness and eating gold coins for the whole day