Patrick jokes

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?

A dumbism star.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.

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What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."