Patrick jokes

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.

Priest

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡