Fish jokes

The Fast of Ramadan

In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.

For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!

The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.

How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!

What do you call a fish and a guitar?

Tunafish.

What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?

Jellyfish!

What does suck a sucking fish?

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What do you call a fish with no neck?

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

What do you call a fish with no booty?

Le fish de la toilette.

[Plays french music]

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."

Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."

Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"

Ex-girlfriend: "20!"

Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."