Fish Jokes

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.

fish y u no fly. i dont like being caught naked

dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it

What do you call a fish with no eye- a one-eyed fish you smart ass

Le fishe de la toilette [Plays french music]

What does suck a sucking fish

Why can’t fish play basketball . Cause they are scared of the net

What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!

What do you call a fish that don"t play basketball

What do you call a fish with no booty

What do you call a fish with no neck

What do you all a fish with no eye’s? A fsh.

What do you call a fish in a bowl.... fish bowl art at art art

What do you call a fish and a guitar

Tunafish

you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.

After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."

Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.

The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."

i went fishing while watching porn and my girlfriend said ''well you want my fish''and i said but your not in the water.