Fish jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.