The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What do you call a fish with no eye- a one-eyed fish you smart ass
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What do you call a fish with no neck
What do you call a fish with no booty
What does suck a sucking fish
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
