So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
What’s missing from a orphans iPad
The home button
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
why is the Iphone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
because there is no home button
What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
