Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
I'm listening to a song about fish - it's very catchy.
One knight, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "Knight"!!!
What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish so he started to yell out lil fishy lil fishy lil fishy they called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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what do you call a fish with no legs?
f_sh have no legs
What do you do with legs
f_sh have no legs
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH LEGS?
break
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Nock nock - who’s there - fishes - fishes who -fishes the police come out with your hands up
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)
What fish sings A tune-a
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avaCODo.
If we can't see are, can fish see water?
Why did the ion always lose at go fish?-Because he was playing with a cheetah
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