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First meme here

A black cat is lying on a wooden floor, biting a white flip-flop. Another floral flip-flop is on the floor nearby. The text "YOUR SOLE IS MINE!" is written in white capital letters across the bottom of the image.

kanade otonokoji

A flyer for a missing goldfish with the text "MISSING GOLDFISH" at the top. There's a picture of a goldfish below the title. The flyer also reads "Answers to 'Larry'", "Do not chase", "May become aggressive", and has a reward of "$0.15" and a phone number.

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙

When I place a Amazon prime order

A pug is looking out the window. The text on the image says "Me, 5 minutes after I placed an Amazon prime order".

Kai :)

hampter

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a hamster's face. The hamster is looking directly at the camera with a somewhat goofy expression. Its fur is light brown and white, and its nose and mouth are slightly open.

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

when my teacher says were my homework at

A golden retriever is lying on a red carpet, holding a toy gun in its paws. The text "PEW PEW PEW" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

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A black and white dog with wide eyes is standing with text overlayed on top: "NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR PILLS.... BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"

Hollow Knight Beater

Help

LiZzY_09

if you like cats then you should like this post

A close up image of a cat with wide eyes staring at the viewer with text "who are you" above the cat.

DaRey1Cray

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Sbeebs141

The image shows a two-panel meme with a text overlay saying, "When the teacher asks to bring a pet and the bullied kid brings a Desert Eagle". Below are two identical images of a cartoon monkey with wide eyes and a surprised expression.

LiZzY_09

oof XD

A light brown bulldog with big, dark eyes and wrinkly skin lies down with a flat, round object on its head.

Cocel 😮💨

His perfect pet

The image shows three side-by-side comparisons. On the left, Thor is shown in three progressively smiling close-ups, wearing a helmet in the top two images. On the right are three different close-ups of a fluffy, light-brown rabbit. The rabbit also has a sweet smile in the bottom picture.

Poop

Goofy ahh dog 💀💀💀

A close-up photo of a black and white Great Dane dog with a long nose. The dog is looking at the camera. The background shows a kitchen with red chairs and light tile flooring. The text 'Goofy ahh dog 💀💀💀' accompanies the picture.

Adolf kitler

electric noises

A black and white kitten with its fur standing up on end, the text 'Fully charged' appears in the upper left corner of the image.

blach66

A light brown dog with a pink collar is looking skeptically with one eyebrow raised. The text on the image reads "ARE YOU SURE THERE IS NOT SUGAR IN SUGAR FREE COKE".

PurplePanda

A dog is seen from underneath a glass dining table with hands holding glasses and plates of food visible around the edges.

Toast ツ

A white and orange cat is standing in a bag filled with brown food pellets. The text overlay reads "bulking season".

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

A photo of a poster on a pole. The poster reads "LOST DOG. DO NOT CALL OUT. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT APPROACH" above a picture of a white dog. Below the poster, there is the text "wtf they gon do then???"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Name: Ace/ Age: 6 weeks/ Breed: Pitbull mix Mastiff/ Like if he is cutee

A brown and white puppy, sitting on a patterned blanket. Text on the image: "Name: Ace/ Age: 6 weeks/ Breed: Pitbull mix Mastiff/ Like if he is cutee"

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