Fish jokes
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)