2+2=š
I still canāt forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling āeel.ā
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
I ate Nemo.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
Iām breaking up with you, bitch.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Whatās a rapperās favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
