Fish jokes
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
2+2=🐟
I ate Nemo.
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."