I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
what did the fish say when he ran into a wall (dammmmm)
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.
What does a British cannibals favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
i shidded out my baby then became a fish
What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place. A bronze fish
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
the fish swam in litter and oh dam
