Fish jokes
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
2+2=🐟
I ate Nemo.
Memes
Me everyday
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.