Favorite jokes
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.