Favorite jokes
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!