Favorite jokes

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Meet the Family."

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.

Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.

What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?

Not Z.

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.