Favorite jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

What is Spiderman's favorite rice?

Uncle Ben's.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?

Not Z.

Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.

What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Solitaire.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Meet the Family."

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.

When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.