Favorite jokes
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Memes
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.