Favorite jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

What's a deaf kid's favorite words?

"Shut up."

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

What is a gay man's favorite job?

A blowjob.

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.