Favorite jokes

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

What’s an orphan's favorite food?

: Not home food.

What's Trump's favorite instrument?

A TRUMPet!!!

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?

Foster’s.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

Who is my favorite underground rapper?

XXX Tentacion

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?

Punchlines.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.