Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Memes
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.