What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Favorite Jokes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
