School, Drink, and Cow Puns

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

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Okay, listen up, smarty-pants! The first one is funny because a "ruler" is both someone who rules a country and a school supply that measures stuff. Get it? The second one is that root beer sounds like "root," and plants grow from roots. The last one? Cows go "moo," and it sounds like "movies."". Duh! Also, did you know that your brain uses about 20% of your body's energy? Bet you waste most of it!

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Hey we have the same name