Favorite jokes

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

What's a duck's favorite drug?

Cwack.

What's a priest's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

What's a chair's favorite snack?

Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Bananana!

What’s an orphan's favorite food?

: Not home food.

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

What's Trump's favorite instrument?

A TRUMPet!!!

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

What is a pig's favorite part of karate?

A pork chop.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

What is Spiderman's favorite rice?

Uncle Ben's.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.

When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Solitaire.