Favorite jokes
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.