Favorite jokes
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.