Favorite jokes
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Memes
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =