Favorite jokes
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Memes
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.