Favorite jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.