What is a gorilla"s favorite cookie? It's chocolate chimp.
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
Whats a bisons favorite gun?
A pp bizon.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
PorkChopped
hah got em (i guess)
What is an orphans favorite toy. A mom a dad action figure
whats a convict's favorite song
I want to break free
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats
What Is China's favorite restaurant
The Pet Store
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
what is a gay mans favorite hobby
cockfighting