Special

Special Jokes

Kid

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Sausage

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Adoption

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

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  • Down Syndrome

    Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

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  • Portal

    Me walking in to the office:

    Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

    Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

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  • Point

    I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

    Down Syndrome

    A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

    “Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

    “It’s because God made you special,” she said.

    “Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

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  • Wheelchair

    What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

    Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

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  • Sex worker

    A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”

    Force

    What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

    Special Forces.

    Student

    I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "He was a little tardy."

    I replied to her, "I thought they all were."