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Special jokes

City

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

Kid

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

Kid

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Memes

Special memes

Sausage

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Adoption

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

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    • Down Syndrome

    Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

  • 2

    • Portal

    Me walking in to the office:

    Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

    Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

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    • Point

    I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

    Blowjob

    Blowjob

    What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

    Special head.

    Down Syndrome

    A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

    “Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

    “It’s because God made you special,” she said.

    “Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

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    • Wheelchair

    What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

    Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

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    • Sex worker

    A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”