Special jokes

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?

Vegetable Soup.

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”

Christmas special

Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."