Special jokes
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
I think
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”