What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
