I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day.... only cause I wanted my first time to be special...
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students? Vegetable Soup
What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.
Special forces Btw I’m 13
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
Christmas special
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs? A gay black male that has Down Syndrome
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
