I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students? Vegetable Soup
What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.
Special forces Btw I’m 13
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
Christmas special
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind